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when shit hits the fan
"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.
when shit hits the fan by Mini mojito July 13, 2014
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When the shit hits the fan
When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)
When the shit hits the fan by BLEVE March 20, 2013
Alex Hirsch
The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.
Alex Hirsch by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016
Hitscan
In first-person shooter games, a hitscan weapon is one that, when fired, instantly hits whatever the weapon is pointing at. This is in contrast to projectile weapons, which fire projectiles that take time to travel.
Hitscan by anonymousez August 9, 2008
hiroshima oven mit
A Japanese sexual fetish in which a woman gets fisted both vaginally and anally. Usually there is no sexual climax involved.
I hear Mr. Takanaka and his wife have quite a sex life.
Yes, I hear they 've even been practicing hiroshima oven mit.
Yes, I hear they 've even been practicing hiroshima oven mit.
hiroshima oven mit by JpMan1955 May 16, 2016
Hitscan
A term used in the video game industry, hitscan, or hitscan weaponry refers to a simple technique where you determine whether a target is hit by the weapon or not. Simply said, at the exact moment the player pulls the trigger, the game will check whatever is at the other end of the reticle and mark that target 'hit'. This means there are no other forces such as gravity etc that impact the shot - due the simple nature of this calculation (a straight line) it is often used with most weaponry in (modern) FPS's. Other, more complex calculations with projectile, take bullet speed, gravity, and other forces into account, which means that the bullet doesn't go in a straight line per se, and doesn't impact instantly.
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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