hirts

When you are dumb and misspell hurts with an “I”

My legs hirts

by burhbillg October 3, 2019

when shit hits the fan

"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.

When shit hits the fan I'm out of here.

by Mini mojito July 13, 2014

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

by BLEVE March 20, 2013

Alex Hirsch

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

Hitscan

In first-person shooter games, a hitscan weapon is one that, when fired, instantly hits whatever the weapon is pointing at. This is in contrast to projectile weapons, which fire projectiles that take time to travel.

Sniper rifles are hitscan weapons.

by anonymousez August 9, 2008

hiroshima oven mit

A Japanese sexual fetish in which a woman gets fisted both vaginally and anally. Usually there is no sexual climax involved.

I hear Mr. Takanaka and his wife have quite a sex life.

Yes, I hear they 've even been practicing hiroshima oven mit.

by JpMan1955 May 16, 2016

Hitscan

A term used in the video game industry, hitscan, or hitscan weaponry refers to a simple technique where you determine whether a target is hit by the weapon or not. Simply said, at the exact moment the player pulls the trigger, the game will check whatever is at the other end of the reticle and mark that target 'hit'. This means there are no other forces such as gravity etc that impact the shot - due the simple nature of this calculation (a straight line) it is often used with most weaponry in (modern) FPS's. Other, more complex calculations with projectile, take bullet speed, gravity, and other forces into account, which means that the bullet doesn't go in a straight line per se, and doesn't impact instantly.

The Half Life 2 SMG uses a Hitscan technique to determine whether it hits a target or not, but the Crossbow fires a projectile which uses a more complex calculation and takes many variables into acccount.

by Sindital January 7, 2012