hirst

to vomit violently outside a university building, due to unnecessary alcohol consumption, disgracing both oneself and giving those around much to laugh at.

I am feeling very rough today, oh i think i might hirst.

I did a major hirst on the way to meet my hockey team for breakfast this morning.

hirst by STAUWHC April 16, 2009

hirst

being a cougar, only going for younger guys and talking to all of them at a time. total get it girl.

What is she doing?
Oh she's hirsting it with those boys

hirst by aka12321 September 9, 2010

Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.

"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."

Hirst by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Hirst Courtney 

A North Yorkshire village filled with druggies, retards, devo wannabees, pikeys and hard bastards.

Woman- have you been to Hirst Courtney?

Man - Why?
Woman - I've been robbed, raped, bought drugs, and brayed by a retard
Man - Sick

Hirst Courtney by saltydaqueer March 14, 2011

Hirst Park Middle School 

Shit hole. They cant read. So this shouldn't be a problem.
Rivalry between Hirst and Bothal middle began years back, but the outcome has always been the same; bothal kicks hirst chav ass.

Average conversation between two Hirst Park Middle School pupils...

Pupil 1: what rhymes with orange?

Pupil 2: Borange, duhhhh.

Pupil 1: what does borange mean?

Pupil 2: i think its a type of cheese..

Bothal Pupil: *Shoots them both therefore making the world a better place*

Hirst Park Middle School by bothal_middle_school October 8, 2011

damien hirst 

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde

Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea

damien hirst by 700questions September 29, 2009

Matthew Hirst 

Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.

That guys name is Matthew Hirst for sure, he must have a massive cock.

Matthew Hirst by Bent Facts September 9, 2020