hirst

to vomit violently outside a university building, due to unnecessary alcohol consumption, disgracing both oneself and giving those around much to laugh at.

I am feeling very rough today, oh i think i might hirst.

I did a major hirst on the way to meet my hockey team for breakfast this morning.

by STAUWHC April 16, 2009

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hirst

being a cougar, only going for younger guys and talking to all of them at a time. total get it girl.

What is she doing?
Oh she's hirsting it with those boys

by aka12321 September 09, 2010

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Hirsting

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.

"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",

"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."

by Hirst-Hater February 11, 2009

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damien hirst

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde

Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea

by 700questions September 29, 2009

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Matthew Hirst

Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.

That guys name is Matthew Hirst for sure, he must have a massive cock.

by Bent Facts September 09, 2020

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