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Hirt
Hirt by heehee i’m michael jackson October 20, 2019
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hannah hirtz
The prettiest girl out there no one gets in her way she's a delicate girl but has amazing friends to bring her back up. She has so many friends but only about 2-4 are real. She doesn't have a lot of self cofidence but everyone else sees how beautiful she is and how such an amazing person she is. She has amazing friends that care about her so deeply. Everyone is jelous and wants to be her. Your bestie BC made this ilyssssm
Guy one: wow Hannah's hot af
Guy two: ya i know I wish I could be her bf
Hannah hirtz
Guy three: no she's mine
Guy four: GUYS you know I've liked he for a long time I get to ask her out
Everyone fight about it and her bestie Brooke goes and punches everyone in the face
Brooke: there we go got if figured out bestie
Guy two: ya i know I wish I could be her bf
Hannah hirtz
Guy three: no she's mine
Guy four: GUYS you know I've liked he for a long time I get to ask her out
Everyone fight about it and her bestie Brooke goes and punches everyone in the face
Brooke: there we go got if figured out bestie
hannah hirtz by Besties4TheResties December 14, 2018
hirts
My legs hirts
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