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The act of beasting someone else's entire alotment of food (especially french fries) when given (or having implicit) permission to have a small amount
Marc: "Can I have a fry?"
Todd: "Yeah"
Marc: "Thanks"
Todd: "You Hirshed my fries! They are all gone!"
Hirsh by DMM and Peth April 25, 2004
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A big asshole who steals fries. Don´t trust him.
That Hirsh just stole my fries!
Hirsh by fhkwejl,hads May 3, 2018
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Someone known for hanging out with Sheehan. Also a tard, but to a lesser extend.
"Dogg Hirsh, are we retarded?"
"Yeah dogg, i think we are"
"Dogg we must be the most retarded people on earth"
"Dogg, I think you're right!"
Hirsh by Poisonicnuke August 24, 2004
a gimp struggler who makes good use of hotel rooms at tournaments
Example -

Hirsh: what's your room number?
Baskind/Aram/Krill: Room 69
Hirsh: excellent
Hirsh by Ted Belch October 9, 2004

Hirsh Poop 

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety
I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.
Hirsh Poop by no range no game April 10, 2018

hirsh poop 

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety
My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town
hirsh poop by no range no game March 30, 2018

Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind
Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great
Jordan hirsh by anonymous March 27, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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