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That pussy is hirsute!
hirsute by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Hirsting 

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.
"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."
Hirsting by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009

damien hirst 

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde
Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea
damien hirst by 700questions September 29, 2009

hipsturban 

1. of, pertaining to, one who is both hipster and urban.
2. characteristic of or accustomed to wearing 80's reproduction Nike sneakers.

(possible misspelling: hipsterban)
I thought he was just a hipster, but then that dude showed me his vast hat and sneaker collection. He so hipsturban.
hipsturban by Garpike April 20, 2008

Matthew Hirst 

Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
That guys name is Matthew Hirst for sure, he must have a massive cock.
Matthew Hirst by Bent Facts September 9, 2020

Hirst Courtney 

A North Yorkshire village filled with druggies, retards, devo wannabees, pikeys and hard bastards.
Woman- have you been to Hirst Courtney?

Man - Why?
Woman - I've been robbed, raped, bought drugs, and brayed by a retard
Man - Sick
Hirst Courtney by saltydaqueer March 14, 2011