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Hirsting 

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.
"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."
Hirsting by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009
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Histingiasis 

The act of vomiting in the sink while also shitting all over the toilet.
Person 1: Yo, Tod where is Paul ?
Person 2: Don't bother him, he has a severe case of Histingiasis.
Histingiasis by Skukundrila November 30, 2021
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similar to fisting yet using the head instead of the fist.
she just got histed, her vag is like a valley, man!!!
histing by dermot ryan August 26, 2005

hursting 

To perpetually only be in one's boxers, preferably sitting at your desk in a dorm room with the door open while working at your laptop. In some cases, using the elevator wearing nothing but boxers/shorts.
Mostly done by skinny southern boys.
When I walked by the room in the afternoon, he was totally hursting!
hursting by Elena07 April 23, 2009
Susie was a bitch so I histing her
Histing by Obana September 4, 2019
A light mark, blemish, or defect caused by a router bit.
Used in plastics manufacturing.
Term used to describe a defect caused by a router bit.
• " Slight histing of the router bit is allowed on the backside of the part if less than .250 inches long."

•ORIGIN UNKNOWN:
•POSSIBLY A TYPO OF THE WORD "HITTING"
histing by AGNT0RNGE December 5, 2020
When your sibling rejects your hair color coloring.
Hirting my feelings 24-7. Wow i'm hirting.
Hirting by hairtyes June 5, 2021
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