hipstermatic

Someone that suddenly goes from a Ipod/mp3 player to a portable cassette player (suddenly goes from modern to vintage in less than a day) or from a computer/tablet to a typewriter

Winston: Ey Eliott, were's the CD player ?cant find it.
Eliott:Oh the CD player huh? Um i gave it away and start using a record player.

Winston:What!? Why!?
Eliott:I needed something different, something cool , something old school.
Winston: Wow a Hipstermatic.

by datsunboyy February 28, 2015

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

hipsterati

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

by Carlos R June 11, 2006

hipsternation

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.

A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)

by SaltySand October 26, 2010

hipsterati

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014

Hipstertastic

Sem at his purest. Term can be used to describe Sem, his belongings, sweaters and manners only.

Wow, Sem looks damn fine!
Yeah, he and his sweater are so hipstertastic!

by evalovesnoodles December 13, 2016