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hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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hineylicious 

Yep I'd bite dat ass, it be hineylicious.
hineylicious by jpg3 November 3, 2012
Highly Intelligent Plus Excessively Beautiful
We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.
HIPEB by FABARM October 22, 2018

Ocean Hippy

Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.
That’s my very distant cousin Cody, he’s such an ocean hippy.
Ocean Hippy by TheBigZamboni June 16, 2018

Hippy Speedball 

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.
Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

pseudo-hippy 

A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.
You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!

That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
pseudo-hippy by badfishnbc December 8, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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