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hill-billary 

An ugly, buck-toothed, backwoods bitch from Arkansas who hitched her sizeable caboose to the fortunes of super-politico and world-class poon-hound Bill Clinton. This "looks dumb but ain't" hill-billary first schemed her snatch-obsessed hubby all the way to the White House, deflty side-stepping all manner of high-stakes land swindles and sex scandals along the way. Once the Washington jig was up, she duped a bunch of dumb-ass New Yorkers into electing her senator, where she subsequently accomplished nary a single campaign promise and helped worsen living conditions for her constituents. What she lacks in looks and ethics, she more than makes up for in brains and wile. If we are not careful, this slippery she-devil will attempt to use her New York senatorship as a stepping stone to land in the White House for a second disasterous term where this time there will be no need for her to hide the fact that she is running the show. This will free Bill up to chase poontang from one end of the globe to the other.
That f---ing Hill-Billary is runnin' fer the White House agin!
hill-billary by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008
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Hillbillary 

To piggy back off of someone for professional gain.
Hillary used the fact that her husband was the former President of the United States of America to gain votes. Together they called this their, "Hillbillary Campaign"
Hillbillary by Sean Benge January 22, 2008

Hillbillary 

Someone from Arkansaw with an altered perception of sexual relations, female may wear pants as opposed to male counterpart; may also describe someone with poor money management skills.
Cousin Paul has a real serious problem with hillbillary.
Hillbillary by Fallen Angel Jenn February 9, 2008

hillbillary 

Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.

N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.

N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
hillbillary by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008

Hillbillarious 

A redneck using tongue in cheek humor, despite a full mouth of chaw.
It was Hillbillarious how they named it toothpaste - that fits South Carolina to a T.
Hillbillarious by Pastor Agnostic February 18, 2015

Hillbillery 

An action commonly befitting a hillbilly.
"I hear that Dakota gave birth in a horse trough last night"

"Now that was some some hillbillery I would like to see"
Hillbillery by marin123 March 6, 2010

Hillbillary 

Term of tomfoolery originated made by the greatest surgeon Nip Dawg
See "Hillbillary Christmas Carol" for further examples
Arkansas is the capital of hillbillary
Hillbillary by Nip Dawg March 5, 2025