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Conditional Hilarity Syndrome 

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.
James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

Hilarity Ensues 

From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.
Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.
Hilarity Ensues by flobo November 13, 2010

hilarity 

A hilarious situation. Usually followed by "ensuing".
Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Hilarity ensues
hilarity by ramdac October 22, 2003

Oh the Hilarity 

A statement used like LOL, being 100% overused in most blogTV rooms, especially lovemedeadx3's, you go in there and you will see that flooded like crazy.

Simply means, oh haha, thats funny.

The damn girl on the camera says it yet doesn't crack a smile. So basically means, lol, which is a filler word for "i dont really give a shit but hah okay."
Person1: Hey I took a dump on the teachers desk in 3rd hour as she taught the class.

Person2: Oh the hilarity.

oh the hilarity 

the phrase of april fools 2010
means the same as "lol" but at a whole cooler level

abbr.: oth
-OMG i tripped on a crack
-OH THE HILARITY
oh the hilarity by FUX PRO April 1, 2010

Oh the hilarity 

Originally used as a blogTV.com April Fool's prank when the company replaced the overused acronym, LOL, with the line "Oh the hilarity". The line caught the attention of the chatters and is now commonly used as a variation of lol, rofl, lmao, etc.
Chatters: "Why does everyone keep saying 'Oh the hilarity'?"
blogTV: "Oh the hilarity, you people are so naive..."
Oh the hilarity by Shira79 April 1, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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