hilaritized 

Laughing so hard that one is unable to move and (in some cases) breathe. Similar to traumatized and sodomized.

After the practical joke, I was so hilaritized the cops had no trouble arresting me.

hilaritized by Joseph Frederick October 7, 2007

Hilaritized 

Hilariously-traumatized.

I hilaritized my friend after showing him the picture.

Hilaritized by MonsieurJohnny March 8, 2011

hilarified

when someone says something and shocking funny to you. Maybe the result of a dirty joke.

hahahaha, im hilarified!

hilarified by dev October 26, 2004

Hilaritated 

The act of laughing so hard you vomit and receive severe damage to your cerebellum.

Johnny was reading Nimo's article 'Forty 2' and hilaritated all over his desk.

Hilaritated by merzbow March 17, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004