Highs

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When your eyes have that look where people can tell that your high; very red eyes, squinty, or glazed over.
You say it like eyes but with an h in front

do i got the highs rite now?

Damn dude your highs are super red.

Highs by 421Man March 5, 2009

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Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

Highs Closed by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

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Bi Highs

(n.) The sleeves basketball players wear that extend from the wrist to the bicep popularized by Allen Iverson in the early 2000's.

Ricky: Man... Dwight Howard was looking downright sexy in his purple bi highs during last night's game.

Vince: I guess bro... If you're into that sort of thing. I prefer straight commando, personally.

Bi Highs by Italus November 5, 2012

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Thigh Highs

1. My demise
2. Socks that go above the knees to the thigh and can make any man weak

Man that hot girl was wearing thigh highs and I wanted to die

Thigh Highs by The_Thigh_High_Guy March 15, 2017

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Thigh Highs

The clothing that unites the radical left and right

Rad right wing: shut up libtard
Rad left wing: You kill yourself you racist. I bet you don't even wear thigh highs
Rad right wing: I do wear thigh highs
Rad left wing: Maybe we can be friends after all

Thigh Highs by Tobyvenom April 4, 2023

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R2D2 Thigh Highs

R2D2 Thigh Highs are an article of clothing all women should accessorise with during sexual intercourse.

"Damn those R2D2 Thigh Highs gonna make me bust a nut like him. *R2D2 SCREAMING NOISES*"

R2D2 Thigh Highs by R2D2 Peanuts November 29, 2021

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THE WONDER HIGHS

Putting a piece of wonder bread in fornt on your mouth or nose so that it is covering it.Then take in a deep breath and you taste alchlhol and get jitery.

YO ho yo got to get some of dat WOnder high Me and my bro got so high we was seeing donkeys. I love THE WONDER HIGHS

THE WONDER HIGHS by Cornealle Witherspoon III Jr. April 9, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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