Walter

A bull terrier who like fire truck and moster truck

Walter: i like fire truck and moster truck
Walter: Walter

by Tobyvenom April 24, 2020

Pomeranian

a species of cloud that just happens to bork

my friend got a Pomeranian, i hope i get too meet it one day.

by Tobyvenom September 18, 2020

Groomer

The person you take your pet to when your pet needs a haircut

I'm a professional groomer

by Tobyvenom May 26, 2023

Ohio

The land of no return

I heard they went to Ohio. And they were never seen again

by Tobyvenom April 4, 2023

Shitposting

When you're evil on the computer.

I love shitposting

by Tobyvenom April 17, 2022

Thigh Highs

The clothing that unites the radical left and right

Rad right wing: shut up libtard
Rad left wing: You kill yourself you racist. I bet you don't even wear thigh highs
Rad right wing: I do wear thigh highs
Rad left wing: Maybe we can be friends after all

by Tobyvenom April 4, 2023

Karen

A name of stupid mother who doesn't vaccinate her kids want's to speak the manager takes the kids and enjoy's facebook minion memes.

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employee: i am the manager
Karen: ban all vaccinated kid from this place they will shed and give my child the autism
Employee: you and your unvaccinated kid's are permantly banned from this place
Karen: fuck you cuck sucking nigga
Employee: i'm black and that's an extremely offensive slur i will call back upi if you resist get out now
Karen: fine i didn't want vaccinated kids shedding on my kids anyway and i will sue

by Tobyvenom April 16, 2020