tap-dncr22's definitions

Herediscary

When you fucking quaking in your boots. So damn scared your heart beat—Beatin like that.

Mannnn. I was watching Hereditary last night. I’m scarred for life. More like fu*kin Herediscary.

by tap-dncr22 March 20, 2019

Highccuser

The person who accuses you of being high. You’re most likely high off your a*ss, but still- how fuc*kin dare they.

Yoooooo I came home zooted outta my mind last night and my roommate called me out. He was my highccuser.

*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?

I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*

by tap-dncr22 March 21, 2019

Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it

*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”

“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”

by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019

Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.

Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .

by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019

Moto Cross Faded

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.

Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?

by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019

Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

AnaLITical

A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.

In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective

Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn

“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “

“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”

Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.

by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019