*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019
Get the Drunk and Josh mug.A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
by tap-dncr22 April 05, 2019
Get the AnaLITical mug.“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
by tap-dncr22 April 05, 2019
Get the Highs Closed mug.The sound made when you’re celebrating, or toasting to, wholesome things (not to be confused with *Clink* )
“Peyton and I CLEANK-
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
by tap-dncr22 December 18, 2019
Get the CLEANK mug.When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.
Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds
Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.
Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.
Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019
Get the Moto Cross Faded mug.That feeling of next level intelligence. Heightened psyche. Most commonly found at the peak of a zoot —In other terms, you’re really f*ckin high. Gone off your ass. “Zooted” and “Mentally Undiluted” so to speak.
Dude, I just figured out a little piece of the universe.
*Dude wiping tear*
Woah, you’re psyhighcological as f*ck right now
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“You’re being so psyhighcological right now, the Dali Lama is quaking.”
*Dude wiping tear*
Woah, you’re psyhighcological as f*ck right now
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“You’re being so psyhighcological right now, the Dali Lama is quaking.”
by tap-dncr22 March 08, 2019
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