Definitions by tap-dncr22
CLEANK
The sound made when you’re celebrating, or toasting to, wholesome things (not to be confused with *Clink* )
“Peyton and I CLEANK-
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
CLEANK by tap-dncr22 December 18, 2019
Highs Closed
“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
Highs Closed by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019
AnaLITical
A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
AnaLITical by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019
Moto Cross Faded
When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.
Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds
Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.
Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.
Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
Moto Cross Faded by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019
Double Memetration
Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.
Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.
You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”
The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .
You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”
The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .
Double Memetration by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019
Drunk and Josh
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
Drunk and Josh by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019
Highccuser
The person who accuses you of being high. You’re most likely high off your a*ss, but still- how fuc*kin dare they.
Yoooooo I came home zooted outta my mind last night and my roommate called me out. He was my highccuser.
*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?
I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*
*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?
I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*
Highccuser by tap-dncr22 March 21, 2019