Highjack

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up

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Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.

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highjack

Da theft of a vehicle dat's equipped with Lowjack.

Stealing cars is totally "low-down" as it is, but to HIGHjack one is really insane, since LOWjack will allow da fuzz to find you every time. :P

highjack by QuacksO January 23, 2023

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to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.

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When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers

Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...

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When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)

"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."

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“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

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