Highjacker

The 'mile high' club's hand-job division.

Every flight has a few highjackers..

by Ari Gee November 24, 2013

Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

Highjack

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up

by Therandy15 June 14, 2011

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

by Squawk_on_my_cob August 15, 2018

Highjack

It's hi-jack fool

Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.

by Nadinelala July 25, 2009

Highjacked

The act of masturbation while smoking weed.

Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.

by Indigo Montana September 28, 2015