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High Jacked 

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.
How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.
High Jacked by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

High School Jackel Cracker 

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.
Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

Highjacked 

The act of masturbation while smoking weed.
Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.
Highjacked by Indigo Montana September 28, 2015

Highjacker

The 'mile high' club's hand-job division.
Every flight has a few highjackers..
Highjacker by Ari Gee November 24, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026