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Highjack 

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To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.
E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up
Highjack by Therandy15 June 14, 2011
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Highjack 

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It's hi-jack fool
Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.
Highjack by Nadinelala July 25, 2009
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Highjack • highjack off • Highjacker • Hippie HighJack • Penis highjack • (high)jacked • high jacking • High Jackman • highjaculate • hugh jackman

highjack 

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Da theft of a vehicle dat's equipped with Lowjack.
Stealing cars is totally "low-down" as it is, but to HIGHjack one is really insane, since LOWjack will allow da fuzz to find you every time. :P
highjack by QuacksO January 23, 2023
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highjack off

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to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.
The nerd likes to highjack off, always.
highjack off by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010
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Penis highjack 

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When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers
Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...
Penis highjack by The highjacker June 3, 2021
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Hippie HighJack 

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When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)
"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."
Hippie HighJack by Egual June 15, 2020
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Highjacking

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Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.
“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”
Highjacking by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018
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