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HiDrNick 

1. One who's natural smile makes it appear as if they're constipated (usually this constipated smile contains yellow, discolored teeth and gap as from immoderate consumption of food, but doesn't have to)
2. Any constipated look or to smile in a manner that suggests stinkiness, struggling, and constipation
Although I'd hoped they were just shenanigans, I realized the HiDrNick was his actual smile.

The cashier's HiDrNick at Pick'n Save helped me remember that we needed toilet paper.

I was about to ask out Hayden when I realized she had a HiDrNick and I ran away.

When our baby, Madison, smiled at us with a HiDrNick, we knew what she had done and went out to buy some more diapers.

When I walked in the bathroom, the smell reeked and their stood Riley, washing his hands with a huge HiDrNick across his face.

Although his teeth were straightened after years of having braces, he still had a sort of unbecoming HiDrNick.

I avoided smiling because my HiDrNick would scare people.
HiDrNick by Shenanigans3 April 6, 2008

HiDrNick 

1. To misrepresent yourself as something you're not (usually a doctor, in such a way akin to lying.
2. One who behaves like a coward by deleting material so as not to deal with it head on
4. To act like a dick and to continue behaving like a dick despite orders not to behave in this manner
Some HiDrNick phony telling everyone he's a doctor when he really ain't got no job.

Vernan is a HiDrNick that removed the allegations in a complaint letter rather than addressing them.

HiDrNick by James Right April 6, 2008

Hiffneh! 

Hiffneh! is basically a term that defines anything "super-hardcore" or severly disgusting and indecent. The word originated from the name of the Rhode Island hardcore/grindcore band Hiffneh! and the outrageous attitude that follows the band and its fans.

Hiffneh! can be used as any kind of subject in speach. (i.e. adjective, noun, verb, etc.) All of which meanings stay in the same definition as something profane and and gross.

Some early influences in the Hiffneh! attitude include some distinguished members of the punk community; including the late and great GG Allin, and bands such as The Germs and Demented Are Go.
"Hiffneh! is the sound you make when you see a dog get fucked over by a car! It's the way you roll over in your own waste! It's how badly you wanna just rape all moving objects in sight! To put in short and simple you either get Hiffneh! or you're a pansy ass bitch that I really could'nt give a fuck about." - Todd Phukker, (Lead Singer for Hiffneh! in an interview with Rolling Stones)

HiDrNick 

An inside joke between people who are not overweight or obese: a term used to indicate that a person is obese without them knowing what you're talking about. The term alludes to the person looking like Old Saint Nick (aka Santa Clause), but uses "Dr." as a substitute for "Saint" so as to disguise the meaning from the person considered obese
When my wife asked me if I thought she was fat, I knew the only way I could tell her the truth without spending the next week on the couch was to reply, "HiDrNick!"

Whenever the subject of my weight comes up with my parents, they both just say "HiDrNick" and laugh together for some reason.

Chester : Dude, check out my new physique? Aren't I ripped!
Devon: HiDrNick, you certainly are ripped.
Chester: Who?
(fat) Isaac: What? Where? Why?
(skinny) Kenny: Ohhhh! hahahaahahahahahaha!
HiDrNick by Brendan Pommer March 21, 2008

pater hirni 

- derives from the german language

definition:
(wannabe) streaker
"He's doing a hirni!"

HiFunnaLarious 

What you say when something requires two adjectives to describe it's funniness.
When W.C Fields said "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally," It was HiFunnaLarious
HiFunnaLarious by moejoezaneoo March 21, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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