hafrn

HiGh aS fUcK RiGhT nOwWwWwW

bro 1: yo bro

bro 2: sup faggot

bro 1: i ate some major kush

bro 2: bro are you hafrn

bro 1: yeah bro wanna go back to my place and eat some more ?
bro 2: yeah bro that sounds lit

hafrn by hafern March 17, 2019

B'harne 

1. n. Vile, evil demon, appearing as a small, friendly, toothless purple Tyrannosaurus Rex. Takes a particular interest in small children, using the guize of love and friendship to enslave them and otherwise fill their heads with ridiculous and unrealistic notions. Children subjected to such items as it's song "I love you, You love me," reach adulthood in a state of profound cranial rectitis, and is a possible explanation for that condition being suffered by most of the denizens of Hollywood.
2. Can be spelled "B'harnii" as well.

My daugher has been enslaved by B'harne.

B'harne by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

ground harness 

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

ground harness by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

hairnado 

A pubic phenomenon of massive growth. This happens when the hair on the external pubic region is in excess of the available surface area, thus forcing the growth into a turbulent swirling tornado of hair and debris.

Once I saw my date's hairnado, I had to run for cover in the basement!

hairnado by Yoga Mom August 19, 2011

hafro 

When a person tries to grow an Afro, but the hair grows out instead of up.

Kenny sure is sporting quite the hafro.

hafro by Mr._ May 9, 2008