Hi :D 

The act of shitting in a girls vagina and eating it after sex.

A: So whacha wanna do babe?
B: Hi :D
A: Say less.

Hi :D by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX December 16, 2022

Hi-Rez'd

Losing a battle or match in a Hi-Rez game because of server issues or bugs created by Hi-Rez Studios.

- "I lagged out and jumped half way across the map" - you got Hi-Rez'd.
- "I was kicked out of the game and can't rejoin - i've been Hi-Rez'd"
- "My gun stopped firing, I got Hi-Rez'd"
- "Can't defuse the bomb!" - Hi-Rez'd.
- Lost comms half way through a match - Hi-Rez'd.

Hi-Rez'd by injured-ninja May 22, 2022

Hi-Def 

A polite way of greeting a hearing impaired individual.

"Look, there comes old Mrs. Danielson. The poor thing just can't hear anything anymore. Hi-Def!"

"That filthy old man has been sitting on the street for so long that his darn ears have done rotted plumb off. Hi-Def!"

"Hey that's Pete Townsend over there, isn't it? Hi-Def!"

Hi-Def by www.babysue.com January 2, 2009

hi-dilly-ho 

How stupid Flanders says hello.

Ned: Hi-dilly-ho, neighborino Homer: Buzz off! Ned: Okily dokily!

hi-dilly-ho by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2014

Hi Dad

When you're broke, and need to make small talk to get financial assistance from your dad

Hi Dad
*Insert Typical Conversation*
I need to borrow some money

Hi Dad by angelzxorn June 13, 2019

Hi-diddly-ho 

An exclimation used for greeting one's neighbour.

Hi-diddly-ho neighbourino!

Hi-diddly-ho by penguin October 28, 2002

hi ditching 

The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.

Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.

hi ditching by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016