hi-de-hi 

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

hi-de-hi by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

hi-de-hi 

Gangsta greeting to ones ho-de-ho

Ho - Hello sailor! you looking for business?

John - Hi-de-hi

hi-de-hi by Antony Butnut March 19, 2004

Hide His Calculator 

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.

I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap

Hide His Calculator by Balls2You March 8, 2011

hide-a-hit 

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

hide-a-hit by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

hide the plantain 

Trying to hide a boner

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence

hide the plantain by Burdac January 11, 2021

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” 

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

hide the monster 

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

hide the monster by [e-mail] January 24, 2008