penguin's definitions

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

skinning

to apply a 2d image to a 3d object

I make skins for quake 3!

by penguin October 27, 2002

dubya

Exclamation. Anything that is idiotic, stupid, or moronic. Synonyms: George W. Bush, Rap

You just said something bad about penguins? Dubya!

by Penguin February 5, 2005

Porque

A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"

Porque?

by Penguin March 9, 2003

uber-woot

An expression of extreme joy

wow, look how hot she is... UBER-WOOT!

by penguin October 27, 2002

LUE Chat

where the worlds greatest assholes team up and fight the worlds biggest douche bags. Throw a few random buttholes and turds in the mix. Top off with 1 helluva badass penguin guy.
Thats lue chat

Lue chat sucks because of dragon and white.

by penguin November 15, 2004