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An individual who does not have any sense of pride or self-respect. They are easily influenced by those around them and rarely stand their ground. They can also be described as “clingy simps.” Their opinion carries no value whatsoever. This person does not wear the pants in the relationship; lacks dominant/masculine traits, i.e. a cuck. He also lacks integrity or any type of honor.
That nigga andrew is just a hertel bro
Hertel by 201jc July 27, 2023
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To heysel something is to totally forget that it ever took place and never mention it and pretend it never happened
She heyselled her ex-boyfriend
heysel by Foresnip January 14, 2015
A psycho chick, really jealous that can never make up her mind. Usually puts to much thought into shit. Most likely Hispanic and probably living in the Midwest. Due to her attitude, she probably has hardly any friends.
Oh look, it's Heyzel. She's such a head case. She can scare any guy away with her possessive ways!
heyzel by the witty white boy March 14, 2015
1.what you call a turtle when it wears a sweater.
hey look at that hertel.
hertel by 12345jess March 11, 2008

HeyTelling 

The act of using the HeyTell application on a smartphone (ex. Android) to message someone that has superior awesomeness.
Hey I am HeyTelling you the address

Hey text me or just HeyTell me later.
HeyTelling by HeyTeller January 13, 2011
A male who is the ugliest and dirtiest. He who never takes showers and wears the same clothes everyday. He also has the smallest cock.
" omg I just saw a Heydel, it was horrific"
Heydel by Broz567841 February 1, 2017
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