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A male who is the ugliest and dirtiest. He who never takes showers and wears the same clothes everyday. He also has the smallest cock.
" omg I just saw a Heydel, it was horrific"
Heydel by Broz567841 February 1, 2017
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Hydelings 

Hydelings are the fans of YouTube star Kayley Hyde (owlssayhooot). The term was coined by the fans of Kayley Hyde via the twitter account KayleyHydeArmy and has since been their unofficial collective name.
We are fans of Kayley Hyde- we're the Hydelings.
Hydelings by Kayley Hyde fan December 29, 2011
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Originally an Austrian noble family name. It originally means "noble lady" but could also be a vampire name.
Mui: Hey look at that Heidel, she's such a cool noble lady
Henrik: that's not a noble lady, that's a vampire! *Unsheathes silver sword*
*Insanely cool sword battle ensures, Mui dies*
Heidel by Wineperson October 27, 2017
(Verb) to reveal a hidden superpower
When the tree started to fall on me, he Hendelled out and carried me to safety.
Hendell by Freedakahlo August 8, 2016

Heidelberg

Heidelberg is a city located in the Rhein-Neckar valley in southern Germnay. This is a city that has an American military occupation. Heidelberg American Highschool is the military high school located on Mark-Twain village in the city center, the mascot is the lion, and the school colors are navy blue and gold. Is known to have major rivalries with Wiesbaden and Rammstein. No one else matters, really.

In the year 2011 Mannheim High School was shut down, with most kids moving to Heidelberg. After the year 2013 Heidelberg is set to close, forcing many of the students to move up to Wiesbaden.

Heidelberg is home to the oldest university in Germany, along with the Heidelberg Schloss. Heidelberg boasts a tradition at least 50 years old, 3 times every summer 'Arches' occurs. It is a party that happens every time the castle is illuminated and fireworks are set off. 'Arches' takes place on the terrace of the gardens to the castle, and nearly all Highschool students have attended. This party was invented by Heidelberg students and is a beautiful thing really, I get so trashed every time.

Heidelberg is also known for its domination in football and basketball, it remains one of the toughest schools to beat even in its last year with its lowest population. Heidelberg has won Europeans in football and basketball at least 25 times since its founding over 60 years ago.
Wiesbadener 1: Did you hear? Heidelberg is shutting down!

Wiesbadener 2: No way! Good thing for sports but damn, thats crazy!

Heidelberger: We will kill you all, and we will walk out on your funeral just as we walked out on your game.
Heidelberg by HHSLIONS December 28, 2012
To heysel something is to totally forget that it ever took place and never mention it and pretend it never happened
She heyselled her ex-boyfriend
heysel by Foresnip January 14, 2015
Sexy man. He is very sweet and has wonderful personality. Is short but cute. He has the cutest hands in the world. Usually has blue eyes and is addicted to sex. When he's around you go speechless all the girls love him. You would be lucky to meet a heyden. He treats his girl like a princess and gives her everything. He loves you, you should love him back.
I saw Heyden today, every time he looked at me I got butterflies.
Heyden by p!nk<3 I love you November 5, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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