heysel

To heysel something is to totally forget that it ever took place and never mention it and pretend it never happened

She heyselled her ex-boyfriend

by Foresnip January 14, 2015

Heaselgrave

A person who has two younger sisters whom which they give love to most weeks.

'You are such a Heaselgrave'

by Tackyman123 March 23, 2013

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Making Friends with herself

Female Maturbation

She was in the bedroom all night "making friends with herself"

by Stickky September 29, 2009

Hesseltine BS Skills

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hessel

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006