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Hexawared
When you expected something in line with the sales pitch, but instead received something late, of poor quality, and are now paying extra to fix it...incorrectly
I ordered a pepperoni pizza from the menu... an hour later I received a plate with ketchup, pork rinds and a slice of cheese... extra cheese to cost more
I got fucking hexawared!
I got fucking hexawared!
Hexawared by Roflcopterlmaobbq August 7, 2019
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hexxa • hexxan • Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia • HËXX • Hexagon • hexa • hexadecimal • Hexasexual • Hexaflexagon • hexham
Hexawared
When you expected something in line with the sales pitch, but instead received something late, of poor quality, and are now paying extra to fix it...incorrectly
I ordered a pepperoni pizza from the menu... an hour later I received a plate with ketchup, pork rinds and a slice of cheese... extra cheese to cost more
I got fucking hexawared!
I got fucking hexawared!
Hexawared by Roflcopterlmaobbq August 8, 2019
Hexakosioihexacontahexaphobia
Holy shit! You’d dislocate your jaw trying to pronounce that and still not be sure if you got it right. It’s fear of the number 666 and goes back to the Book of Revelation in the Bible where 666 is the number of the beast. Interestingly when Ronald and Nancy Reagan left the White House in 1989 and moved to Los Angeles, they insisted on changing the address of their house from 666 St Cloud Road to 668 St Cloud Road.
Hexakosioihexacontahexaphobia by AKACroatalin February 16, 2017
hexacontakaienneagon
hexacontakaienneagon by cosmnik April 29, 2021
hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon
A shape with 697 sides. Commonly used in mathematics or geography when describing a shape or a landmass.
Although it is commonly believed to be a rectangle, Colorado is actually a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon
hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon by woodsington October 26, 2020
anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic
Someone who doesn't fear "666" the number of the beast, most likely someone into Satan Worship and/or the occult.
Dave is into Satanism and likes to use double negative words like anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic to explain he likes 666 symbology and thinks he's cool.
anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic by crazynuts mcgee December 7, 2009
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