by living dick...tionary November 24, 2019
If you go to heschel you are rich and spoiled. Yo Brett want to go to Starbucks (pulls out hundred dollars)
by Yeetedit December 24, 2019
A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.
Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
by Spawn of the devil December 07, 2019
a very rich and preppy person who lives on the upper west side of manhattan. their saturday nights usually consist of seeing a PG-13 movie and then getting frozen yogurt. an absolutely pitiful sight to behold.
Person A: "yo did u see those heschel kids walking out of starbucks?"
Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."
Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."
by snoop52 December 07, 2009
Noun: a school filled with spoiled kids with cold hearts. The administration has no power. The real power is in the hands of the spray-tanned brikin-clad PTA mothers. God forbid the administration should upset them and then their husbands pull their funding! Admission requirements are as follows: Rich? Welcome to Heschel! Morals? Human decency? Maybe look elsewhere.
Parent of student with a net worth of less than 2.5 million: My child is being bullied so badly they cry every day and are scared to come to school.
Heschel administration: Sorry, but there is nothing we can do!
Heschel administration: Sorry, but there is nothing we can do!
by Flora+Fauna+and+Merryweathethe March 16, 2025