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herschel 

Traveling by foot. Named for Herschel "Walker".
It is a nice day outside, so I am just gonna herschel it home.
herschel by Olieo October 17, 2006
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Herschel 

Herschel’s... well they are very outgoing, thoughtful, and he’s good looking he’s good at handling things, he can be nice when he wants to but otherwise on the inside he’s just a good, kind hearted, thoughtful person.
Herschel is a wonderful person!
Herschel by m.arissa.12 January 25, 2019

herschel 

The herschel can't wear his spikes anymore.
herschel by too cool to be named December 1, 2004

Herschel 

To celebrate life surrounded by the people you love, while enjoying a shtickle herring
Hey guys, come over for some Herschel and whiskey
Herschel by Kive March 5, 2019

Herschel Walker 

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
Herschel Walker by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Herschel's Law 

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

Herschel Highway. 

Backdoor sex for the chosen people.
She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.
Herschel Highway. by Yentl March 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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