herschel 

Traveling by foot. Named for Herschel "Walker".

It is a nice day outside, so I am just gonna herschel it home.

herschel by Olieo October 17, 2006

Herschel 

Herschel’s... well they are very outgoing, thoughtful, and he’s good looking he’s good at handling things, he can be nice when he wants to but otherwise on the inside he’s just a good, kind hearted, thoughtful person.

Herschel is a wonderful person!

Herschel by m.arissa.12 January 25, 2019

herschel 

crazy whipped boyfriend

The herschel can't wear his spikes anymore.

herschel by too cool to be named December 1, 2004

Herschel 

To celebrate life surrounded by the people you love, while enjoying a shtickle herring

Hey guys, come over for some Herschel and whiskey

Herschel by Kive March 5, 2019

Herschel Walker 

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

Herschel Walker by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Herschel's Law 

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.

Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

Herschel's Law by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018

Herschel Highway. 

Backdoor sex for the chosen people.

She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.

Herschel Highway. by Yentl March 29, 2021