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To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.
Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!
hersch by hersching August 28, 2011
Words you can keep
When something is very large or fat
Bill- Hey, look at that lady over there! Shes pretty
Mike- Naw dude, Shes Hersch
Hersch by Theodoren April 7, 2015
It Means 1. Evil 2. Shit
Yo did you hear that new Matchbox Twenty Song
Yeah It's a Hersch.
hersch by TheBonjiCrew March 30, 2008
To obsessively remove everything from inside your wallet, just to examine and count it, and then put everything back inside. This action often results in a feeling of accomplishment, though nothing has actually been accomplished.
I was hersching my wallet the other day and came across an old photo of us.
Hersch by porkfromspace April 5, 2011
That man is hersch.
Hersch by Bootyliceman September 30, 2021

Zach Hersch 

A man with an absurd amount of IQ point, plays the trumpet and thinks he's better than everyone else. Often gets frustrated with others when he messes up. Has bad paper management and is very unorganized.
Zach Hersch please stop talking we know your better than everyone else

Hershafted

An unwanted or unsolicited picture of a male penis.
I just got hershafted by the creep from work. I've been hershafting girls all day.
Hershafted by Cadet 16 August 31, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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