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Hershafted

An unwanted or unsolicited picture of a male penis.
I just got hershafted by the creep from work. I've been hershafting girls all day.
Hershafted by Cadet 16 August 31, 2020
Actions, statements, and thoughts which fall outside of that which is in the Holy light of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and, thus, into the unholy darkness of the Ruinous Powers. Inquisitors, through their holy judgement, seek out and destroy heresy wherever they find it, through any means necessary, including the drastic measure of exterminatus.

Discussions on what constitutes Heresy is considered Heretical; this is not because no one can come to a decision on what is heretical and not-heretical, this thought is also heretical.

Reading this definition is heretical.
Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.
Heresy by AvacynsWrath January 5, 2018

herosexual 

in love with hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin
i am herosexual
herosexual by hero lover January 4, 2021
ha·rus·pex
/həˈrəˌspeks,ˈherəˌspeks/
noun
(in ancient Rome) a religious official who interpreted omens by inspecting the entrails of sacrificial animals.
The practice of haruspex may be ancient but it is still odd.
Haruspex by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
A declarative third-person statement declaring that someone with an agenda or bad attitude, typically female, has been deliberately served with, or has taken something from the giver either knowingly or unknowingly. This can be negative or positive depending the context. Made famous in the hit single "Call Me Mother" by RuPaul Charles it is used as bravado. In a line from her most recent number 1 club hit, the reigning Emmy Winning Reality Show Host states to no one yet everyone who crosses her, or to someone who needs to be put in her place "...she already had hers, she been done had herses!"
"When I step into the room they know well what it do...oh she already done had herses...meaning I've already spoke with her personally and let her have it."
herses by Clever Marko October 30, 2017

Voodoo Herps 

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.
Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!
Voodoo Herps by Skull5 April 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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