herosexual 

in love with hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin

i am herosexual

herosexual by hero lover January 4, 2021

herosexual 

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

herosexual by Manlychin August 3, 2009

Heatsexual 

a gacha heat dumb shit who says they're part of the lgbtq+ comunity but they're not. they just want to say the f slur

Person1: hey i'm coming out to you...
Person2: Omg you are so valid and loved! i will support you no matter what! so.. what is your sexuality/ gender?:)
Person1: Heatsexual!
Person2: lmfao no *beats Person1*

Heatsexual by JoeTazunasGf January 16, 2021

heatsexual 

dumb fucks who do heat in any game who are so desperate to join the lgbtq+ community

P1: I'm coming out to you today.
P2: cool! i'll be here for you no matter what, what do you identity as?
P1: heatsexual.
P2: I take everything i just said back you fucking disgrace

heatsexual by rando_muffin January 19, 2021

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender

A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015

heatsexual 

some shit made up by the gacha community, its about doing heat.
its NOT real

as a gacha, im sorry that this is a thing...

person 1: hey im coming out...
person 2: i will support you no matter wha-
person 1: im heatsexual
person 2: WTF?! *yeets person 1 into space*

heatsexual by avocadosfrommexico January 22, 2021

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014