herpile

Someone in possession of herpes

Guy 1: Hey bro. Did you hear Julia is herpile?
Guy2: What does that mean?
Guy1: It means she has herpes.
Guy2: Word.

by Sir Loaf March 22, 2022

HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Herpiegonnorasyphilaids

Herpiegonnorasiphilaids is herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS at the same time. Someone who is an extreme where has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Tyler: Look at that chick. She's hot!

Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?

by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023

Herpie Bitch Rat

A little bitch who sucks dick for good grades.

"My name is Abbi, I am a Herpie Bitch Rat, Mr. Kraskie, may I suck your dick for good grades?"

by Yep, the truth October 2, 2019

Herpies Tea

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

HerpieGonnaSyfalaids

A person that has multiple sexual diseases all at once. Herpies, Gonorrhea, Siphilis and Aids.

You have HerpieGonnaSyfalaids dude.

by ddloon1 February 4, 2010

Herpie Chirp

Someone who is always happy and excited about any and everything.

No one is going on the staff trip except Jim, he's a real herpie Chirp.

by LolaCabana April 1, 2019