Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

by You sad human January 10, 2019

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by herpules herpules user March 14, 2010

Herpules

The strongest herpe in the world.

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by Jello fuckhouse August 30, 2009

Hercules Mulligan

Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"

Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.

by Fuckingchristalive August 11, 2016

Hercules Mulligan

The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette

Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

by Allye - Total Badass March 15, 2017

Hercules Mulligan

1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up

"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"

by LunKa March 2, 2017

Hercules Condoms

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004