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Herpules 

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The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.
Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode
Herpules by You sad human January 10, 2019
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Herpules 

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herpules best herpes all natural treatment 100% effective
great stuff no more valtrex ;Herpules is awesome
Herpules by herpules herpules user March 14, 2010
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Herpules • hercules • Hercules Mulligan • Hercules shower • herkules • Hercules: The Legendary Journeys • Hercules Beetle • Hercules chili bowl • Hercules Condoms • Herculesism

Herpules 

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The strongest herpe in the world.
My herpules can kick your herpes ass.
Herpules by Jello fuckhouse August 30, 2009
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Hercules Mulligan 

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Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"
Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.
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Hercules Mulligan 

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The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette
Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

Hercules Mulligan 

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1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up
"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"
Hercules Mulligan by LunKa March 2, 2017
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Hercules Condoms 

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Legendary protection for the penis.
Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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