Herpules 

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

Herpules by You sad human January 10, 2019

Herpules 

herpules best herpes all natural treatment 100% effective

great stuff no more valtrex ;Herpules is awesome

Herpules by herpules herpules user March 14, 2010

Herpules 

The strongest herpe in the world.

My herpules can kick your herpes ass.

Herpules by Jello fuckhouse August 30, 2009

Hercules Mulligan 

Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"

Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.

Hercules Mulligan by Fuckingchristalive August 11, 2016

Hercules Mulligan 

The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette

Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

Hercules Mulligan by Allye - Total Badass March 15, 2017

Hercules Mulligan 

1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up

"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"

Hercules Mulligan by LunKa March 2, 2017

Hercules Condoms 

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

Hercules Condoms by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004