HerpAlert

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An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

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Herpdert

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish

Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?

Herpdert by leatherwings February 25, 2015

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Herp Alert • Herpaleptic • Herpalerps • Hero Alert • herpaderp • Herpaderpa • HerpaDerpes • Hermavert • Herpabetes • herpaderping

herpaderping

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpabetes

The act or circumstance where one is diagnosed or contracts a form of diabetes and herpes at the same time.

Did you hear about mark? He got herpabetes.

Herpabetes by detowalrus October 28, 2012

herpaslerp

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu

Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier

herpaslerp by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

herpaderp

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)

Herpaderp watch out for that door!

herpaderp by gewber09 November 23, 2010

Herpaderp

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.

Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"

Herpaderp by MystM August 7, 2013

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026