HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Herpdert

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish

Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?

by leatherwings February 25, 2015

herpaderping

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpabetes

The act or circumstance where one is diagnosed or contracts a form of diabetes and herpes at the same time.

Did you hear about mark? He got herpabetes.

by detowalrus October 28, 2012

herpaslerp

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu

Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier

by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

herpaderp

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)

Herpaderp watch out for that door!

by gewber09 November 23, 2010

Herpaderp

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.

Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"

by MystM August 7, 2013