An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
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• Herpaleptic
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• HerpaDerpes
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a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.
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