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An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
by Z Cloud October 19, 2017
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A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.
Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed
by hanofx April 27, 2011
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