Herpaleptic

A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.

My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.