herpapotamus 

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

herpapotamus by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

hippapotamus 

An aggressive and fat nurse.

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.

hippapotamus by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

herpepotamus

Derogatory term for a woman who is fat and slutty.

Did you see the herpepotamus that Adam went home with?

herpepotamus by SunNovaGun September 19, 2010

Heffapotamus 

A heffa who is so much of a heffa that the word heffa alone is not adequate to describe her/him.

That beeyotch is BEYOND heffa. She's a heffapotamus

Heffapotamus by Allandd February 18, 2011

Herbapotimus 

Noun. Name for someone who is extremely cocky and tan. They also use australian gold bronzer and spiker hair gel. Or anything related to Jersey. Also a person who thinks they can get with any girl.

I'm commiting the robbery on a herbapotimus.

Herbapotimus by Sharper ER May 25, 2011

herppopotamus 

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.

Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

herppopotamus by ComputerChris May 15, 2014

herpopotamus

A fat chick that gives you herpes.

Ryan: Yo tom did you get with that herpopotamus last night?

Tom: yea that fat chick gave me herpes

herpopotamus by Killerkyle412 October 15, 2013