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herpapotamus 

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity
Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex
herpapotamus by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

herppopotamus 

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.
Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

herpopotamus

A fat chick that gives you herpes.
Ryan: Yo tom did you get with that herpopotamus last night?

Tom: yea that fat chick gave me herpes
herpopotamus by Killerkyle412 October 15, 2013

Heapapotamus 

A fat tightly rolled joint or blunt.
This is a nice heapapotamus
Heapapotamus by PWcrash September 23, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026