Heffapotamus

A heffa who is so much of a heffa that the word heffa alone is not adequate to describe her/him.

That beeyotch is BEYOND heffa. She's a heffapotamus

by Allandd February 18, 2011

herpapotamus

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

Hefferpotamus

A very fat woman that much resembles the likeness of a Heffer (female cow) or a Hippotamus.

He was so drunk that he went home with a hefferpotamus.

by Dezarae86 October 29, 2007

huffapotamus

Meaning some who huffs and complains a lot.

Josh was complaining so much he started to sound like a huffapotamus

by Brophyy March 15, 2018

Heapapotamus

A fat tightly rolled joint or blunt.

This is a nice heapapotamus

by PWcrash September 23, 2018