herppopotamus

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.

Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

by ComputerChris May 15, 2014

herpepotamus

Derogatory term for a woman who is fat and slutty.

Did you see the herpepotamus that Adam went home with?

by SunNovaGun September 19, 2010

hippopotamus

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

by Eggineer December 27, 2019

herpapotamus

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

by suzie crew April 2, 2009