herpopotamus

A fat chick that gives you herpes.

Ryan: Yo tom did you get with that herpopotamus last night?

Tom: yea that fat chick gave me herpes

by Killerkyle412 October 15, 2013

herpepotamus

Derogatory term for a woman who is fat and slutty.

Did you see the herpepotamus that Adam went home with?

by SunNovaGun September 19, 2010

hippopotamus

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

by Eggineer December 27, 2019

herpapotamus

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014