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Bergstrom
Bergstroms are Swedish men who are natural born leaders, wooers of wonderful women, and the most talented hockey players on any given team. A Bergstrom embodies the very core of masculinity. Women instantly fall for the nearest Bergstrom to them. A Bergstrom will always have a spectacular taste for fine wines and good scotch. Never lost for words, any Bergstrom can entertain any sized crowd through song, story, or dance. Italian women are especially attracted to the Bergstrom, for they work very well together. Bergstroms should be approached at all times and are always willing to make new friends.
Jonatan Bergström
Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Jonatan Bergström by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021
Bergstrom Lunch
To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.
Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."
Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."
Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"
Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."
Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"
Bergstrom Lunch by WVPN June 10, 2008
Hagstrom Hagsworth
Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.
"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"
"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"
"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"
Hagstrom Hagsworth by Hagstrom Hagsworth August 30, 2005
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026