hergstrom 

Peak royalty of Sweden, think Vikings but they eat a lot of butter and swear a lot.

Wow, if only I was born into the Hergstrom family!

hergstrom by Dickdick1 December 8, 2019

Bergstrom 

Bergstroms are Swedish men who are natural born leaders, wooers of wonderful women, and the most talented hockey players on any given team. A Bergstrom embodies the very core of masculinity. Women instantly fall for the nearest Bergstrom to them. A Bergstrom will always have a spectacular taste for fine wines and good scotch. Never lost for words, any Bergstrom can entertain any sized crowd through song, story, or dance. Italian women are especially attracted to the Bergstrom, for they work very well together. Bergstroms should be approached at all times and are always willing to make new friends.

Who is that incredibly attractive man entertaining everyone around him?

That is a Bergstrom.

Bergstrom by Bergie21 October 10, 2011

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.

Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.

Jonatan Bergström by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021

Bergstrom Lunch 

To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.

Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."

Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."

Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"

Bergstrom Lunch by WVPN June 10, 2008

Hagstrom Hagsworth

Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.

"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"

"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"

Hagstrom Hagsworth by Hagstrom Hagsworth August 30, 2005

Hagstrom 

A company who makes and produces quality guitars.

Chris picked up the Hagstrom guitar and started to rock out.

Hagstrom by Frizit April 3, 2009

Hagstrom 

noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.

My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.

Hagstrom by Freddie May 13, 2005