Freddie's definitions

Hagstrom

noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.

My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.

by Freddie May 13, 2005

Blacktastic

Rapper name for white guy named Will Stamper, a guy who designs the site www.newgrounds.com

"This is Stamper, A.K.A. Blacktastic"

by Freddie March 29, 2005

Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

by Freddie February 21, 2005

Bashamosh

To envolove in sexual intercorse with a persons nostril until semen is excreted from that persons ear:
ie fuck someone up the nostril until cum comes out their ears.
Invented by Michael J.M Russell

A woman (or even man) feels like having it up the nostril

by Freddie January 31, 2005

disgruntled

A person who is in a state of unhappiness; usually unhappy with their current lifestyle. Can also represent an individualwho generally thinks everything sucks. Note the elderly woman reading a newspaper in Queen's 'I Want to Break Free' video for a clear example.

Everything sucks - random disgruntled person

by freddie January 5, 2005

sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.

Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.

by Freddie December 16, 2004

Geometry

hailing from long island , ny. the short lived side project of glassjaw lead singer daryl palumbo

geometry had some good songs, then fell off.

by freddie November 29, 2004