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a chodnip is a word used to describe the nipping off of a very long poo before it hits the bottom of the toilet and breaks off naturally and hits ones genitals as it topples over. it can also be used as an insult.
wow i just had to do a chodnip in the toilet,

hey renbear you fucking chodnip, you are more of a chodnip than that roz
by Freddie October 20, 2004
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To envolove in sexual intercorse with a persons nostril until semen is excreted from that persons ear:
ie fuck someone up the nostril until cum comes out their ears.
Invented by Michael J.M Russell
A woman (or even man) feels like having it up the nostril
by Freddie January 31, 2005
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The things you do/say, the way you move, or the way you act, to attract males: see mojo
You wish your milkshake worked as well as mine
by Freddie January 29, 2004
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1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!
"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"
by Freddie February 01, 2004
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noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.
My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.
by Freddie May 11, 2005
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