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Bergstrom 

Bergstroms are Swedish men who are natural born leaders, wooers of wonderful women, and the most talented hockey players on any given team. A Bergstrom embodies the very core of masculinity. Women instantly fall for the nearest Bergstrom to them. A Bergstrom will always have a spectacular taste for fine wines and good scotch. Never lost for words, any Bergstrom can entertain any sized crowd through song, story, or dance. Italian women are especially attracted to the Bergstrom, for they work very well together. Bergstroms should be approached at all times and are always willing to make new friends.
Who is that incredibly attractive man entertaining everyone around him?

That is a Bergstrom.
Bergstrom by Bergie21 October 10, 2011
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Bergstrom Lunch 

To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.
Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."

Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."

Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"
Bergstrom Lunch by WVPN June 10, 2008

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."
Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake
Evan Bergstrom by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

Hasse bergström 

Fucking retatrd and a idiot. He should not be named cuz hes a bitch
Whos that? Its hasse bergström the bitch ya know

Lord Bergström 

The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.

He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords

Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström

lukas bergström 

Absolute Cucklord, loves seing immigrants fucking his gf, also shit at fortnite. But the gains are fucking unreal
Hahah stop being such a Lukas Bergström! You’re embarrasing yourself!
lukas bergström by Cucklord64 March 23, 2018