herbaphilia 

To jerk off into a potted plant

If you don't watch me express my herbaphilia I get you fired!

herbaphilia by DukeBuck October 10, 2017

Hebephilia 

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

Hebephilia by MsVenus September 27, 2009

Heebophilia 

Term akin to yellow fever for describing the sexual preference or fetish for a person of Jewish ethnicity. See also Heeb.

Xiao Mei is totally on Ari Shapiro's jock. She has heebophilia.

Heebophilia by Arthur Gonzarelli July 3, 2005

Herbaphile 

noun

An individual with a paraphilia where they are sexually aroused by touching grass.

Jane was such a herbaphile, always out there rubbing herself against the lawn.

Herbaphile by Ricky Linderman January 28, 2023

herbiophiliac

a person who has sex with plants and small trees. also a great insult

damn im a herbiophiliac.

herbiophiliac by frozen bukakke March 17, 2011

Hebephilia 

A sexual orientation that represents romantic and sexual attractions to the older children, or adolescents if you want, within the ages of 11-15 years, peaking at 13 year olds.

Since most countries practice a 16 year old age of consent, children older than 15 becomes irrelevant in this regard.

The picture has been used as a symbol of Hebephilia.

Hebephilia by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers October 16, 2023