hephalump 

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

hephalump by Hakko November 21, 2004

Humphalumpagus 

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Heffalump 

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

Heffalump by Sam May 30, 2004

hefalump 

Winnie the poo slang for elephant

The hefalump might get us!

hefalump by bob November 23, 2002

Heffalump 

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

Heffalump by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

Hefalump Slaying 

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.

He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.

Hefalump Slaying by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007

Heffalump 

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

Heffalump by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009