Hephelump 

An obese woman who, on the first day of vacation, decides to finally begin her workout regiment and lose those fat rolls. Often seen in a tight fitting all brand new spandex outfit holding a white ipod and either walking really hard or struggling on a bicycle, but never breaking a sweat. A common sight in North Carolina's OBX beaches.

Big fat Judy bought some work out clothes at Wal-Mart and plans to lose that 150lb during her week at the beach. I saw her on her first day here riding a bike, and a store tag was hanging off of her shirt. Maybe she should have lost that weight "before" she came to the beach. What a Hephelump!

Hephelump by dougnval June 19, 2011

hephalump 

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

hephalump by Hakko November 21, 2004

hephalumps and woozles 

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

hephalumps and woozles by Dutch May 1, 2003

hephalumps and woozles 

what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!

Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.

hephalumps and woozles by Luka September 9, 2003

heffelump 

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

heffelump by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

Hephalumping 

The action of taking a psychedelic and going into an intense ego death can also occur from taking to much cannabis. Hephalumping is very serious and can permanently stunt your brain can also be fetal.

Dude your hephalumping do I need to call 911.

Hephalumping by John cockinburg June 14, 2020