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a: Description of a tree that is leaning.

n: Someone who is very over protective and paranoid about their materialistic items.
a: I think you should try climbing this tree. you won't hurt yourself if you fall since it's ephalumpus.

n: The boy was very ephalumpus, considering he won't let me touch his new computer without worrying about it breaking.
by mistermacbook April 12, 2010
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