henseni

Henseni is the state of mind that is closely related to hormonal activity that is achieved when an individual has their first intimate interaction with the opposite sex.

He held hands with her and achieved a moment of clarity, he had experienced Henseni, everything seemed clearer now.

henseni by 22hilllr December 30, 2021

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.

Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”

hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

hansenish 

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

Hensen 

A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.

A:Why is everyone getting on their knees?
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!

"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.

Hensen by lostinyou October 16, 2008

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

Hansenite by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

hensoning by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

hensen 

A word saying the Jonas Brothers SUCK.

Person 1: Did you hear about hensen?

Person 2: Yeah, I agree with it. The Jonas Brothers do suck.

hensen by masta_kil12 October 17, 2008