henseni
Henseni is the state of mind that is closely related to hormonal activity that is achieved when an individual has their first intimate interaction with the opposite sex.
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hensonism
The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
Related Words
henseni • Hensen • hansenish • Hansenite • Henselin • hensoning • hensonism • Jim Hensoning • wats hennenin
hansenish
A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.
We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll
hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017
Hensen
A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.
Hansenite
A worshipper of Chris Hansen.
Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!
Hansenite by Thehansenite August 3, 2015
hensoning
hensoning by nickbenoit February 26, 2008
hensen
hensen by masta_kil12 October 17, 2008
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