Hensen 

A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.

A:Why is everyone getting on their knees?
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!

"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.

Hensen by lostinyou October 16, 2008

hensen 

A word saying the Jonas Brothers SUCK.

Person 1: Did you hear about hensen?

Person 2: Yeah, I agree with it. The Jonas Brothers do suck.

hensen by masta_kil12 October 17, 2008

Dinah Jane Hansen 

Dinah Jane Hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of Fifth Harmony. This dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called Dinese, which is part-Tongan/part-English/part-made-up-hashtags. Pero like Dinah is always tweeting and she can do it hella fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of Ally's. Dinah Jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. Whether she's falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people's twitter accounts, or just getting lost, Dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.

Who was that girl from LYLAS who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!

Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!

Dinah Jane Hansen by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 17, 2013

Zach Hansen 

It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .

Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.

I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs

Zach Hansen by DannyKuro April 10, 2021

HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.

"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"

HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020

Camp Hansen 

The shittiest base to live on. No commissary, the chow hall blows, the gym is always too full. The PX is too damn small. Home to the stupid ass 9th ESB. The chick to dick ratio in Camp Hansen is about 1:100. The only form of entertainment is Kin Town, in which you can get fucked up, or just get fucked. Most Marines choose to EAS after their first 4 years after staying at this god forsaken camp.

Marine 1: Dude Camp Foster is Amazing, i love being in Okinawa.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.

Camp Hansen by killermccoy April 5, 2012

evan hansen 

A Teen with social anxiety disorder who made up lies about his friendship with a teen named Connor Murphy,Who is dead. And pretty much fucked up his life.
And his mom gets pissed off too.

“DEAR EVAN HANSEN,TODAY IS NOT GOIMG TO BE A GOOD DAY,OR A GOOD WEEK,OR A GOOD YEAR BECAUSE,WHY WOULD IT BE?”

evan hansen by gabs.elaine October 12, 2017